you have 666 new voice messages
message 1
“hey, this is Brad from unit 4c calling again,
yeah, I’m just following up on my last message about the
fissure
that opened up
above my bed,
it’s gotten pretty persistent…
there’s this
droning? or warbling, of a fever pitch
and it’s really starting to upset my cat…
It’s not loud or bright,
but for the past few nights,
my mirrors have been breaking—
not the glass, just,
the reflections are wrong?
And I have no idea how long they’ve been that way,
so I have no idea how long its been
since I have seen myself
or known myself…
Did the previous tenant ever mention anything about this?
I’m having trouble remembering
where the exit is,
or how to play guitar,
or if I ever even liked the color green,
and when I go to sleep sometimes I, like, gaze into the rift
and it
blinks
at me,
like there’s something looking back,
or someone
looking back,
or I’m looking up at myself looking down at myself, but
I’m not where I ought to be.
Also, the kitchen faucet is leaking again, so…
Call me back, peace”